Maiden Orygun

How long have you been skating? A little over a year on quads.

What are you looking for in a derby league? My sanity! I didn’t find it here…but these girls are as crazy as I am….they get me. In this league you’re free to be who you are and your Psycotic tendencies aren’t a problem….they’re an asset!

What’s you personal derby goal for the season? I have always been one to set my goals WAY too high…derby is no exception. My goal is to knock Roxy Ruthless … Toothless!!! OK maybe not toothless, but on her ass with a good clean hit. Roxy skates fast, low, and she jukes like a mother….well you get the point. Knocking her down is instant respect….you know like shanking the gang leader in prison. She knows it’s coming.

What do you like most about derby? Hitting. My mommy never let me hit kids at school….and I SO wanted too. I like that I get to hit girls and my mommy can’t stop me….in fact she has to cheer while I do it!!! SO much violence….SO much fun.

Favorite Derby moment? Scrimmage against to Rookie Rivals. Suri O’Killer hit a girl off the track…and into the air! All eight wheels OFF THE GROUND. At that moment I couldn’t care less that we were being slaughtered…because I skate with Suri O’Killer. You Don’t mess with Suri!!! Someday….someone will be typing “I skate with MAIDEN ORYGUN” Y’all better recognize!!!

Favorite derby attire? My sister sent me a dog collar with a tag that says “Orygun”. It has the UofO yellow O’s all around it. I wear it every bout….for all the doggies who don’t have one. If you can’t adopt … Go buy a collar or two and donate them to a rescue!!!

What state are you from? OREGON BABY!!! Born and raised. And just to make this clear…if you call it Ore-GONE I will tell Enviroll Mental you eat puppies. She likes puppies. She will hurt you.

How many pets do you have? 14 – 1 turtle, 1 cat, 4 chickens, 3 kids, 1 husband, and 4 dogs. The dogs are my favorite. We adopt from Hoperescues.com … Please go save a dog or 2. Tell the Orygun sent you!!!

Do you have a derby sig other? Dutch L’Oven is my derby wife. When she hits you on the track….you will bruise. You will bruise bad. I thought it the safe play to get on her good side and marry her so she won’t hurt me. Love u Dutch!!!

Who do you admire most? I admire any girl who gets hit by one of my teammates and gets back up. I admire you….but I’m still gonna hit you….repeatedly….maybe you should just stay down. I would admire that decision too.